Rednecks

I was just out walking the dog and some redneck in a jacked up truck pulled onto our road. We’re the first house on the road so I’m close to the highway. He got out, jumped in the back, and started flinging beer bottles into our yard. Since I was wearing a black leather jacket and black wind pants, he probably didn’t see me there until I started yelling at him. He had a flashlight and started looking around and when he saw me he jumped back in his truck and peeled out down the highway. What a shmuck. This is why I really am considering some kind of shotgun or baseball bat. Since he was not technically on our property I couldn’t shoot him, but I damn sure would make him crap his pants.